Thursday, June 14, 2007

Mother Teresa's Ghost Endorses Hillary

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(API) The late Mother Teresa recently endorsed Hillary Clinton for president of the United States by channeling her spirit through one of Clinton's campaign videos. How the message came to them was unclear and no explanation was given by the Clinton camp. The Catholic church is at odds with the late Mother's decision and had considered exhuming her body for a rite of exorcism until the Clinton campaign decided to partially abort what they deemed as the most inspirational part of the video by removing Mother Teresa's message. The church then said it would allow the rest to run full term and it was now a dead issue.

In the meantime, a Clinton campaign spokeswoman stated that, "In spite of the church's decision regarding this matter and our decision to remove that aspect of the video from airing, Mother Teresa stands fully behind Hillary and her message was loud, clear and unwavering."

4 comments:

  1. I heard of this happening before. It's call channeling. My uncle does it all the time with MLK.

    She's destined to win now.

    Steph

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  2. Would that be your Uncle Tom?

    There's a rumor afoot that the late Mohammed Abdel Raouf Arafat al-Qudwa al-Husseini, also known as Yasser, is about ready to endorse Barack Obama. Any truth to that, you think?

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  3. Are you talking bout Arafat? If so, then very plausible. I think Obama is dead. I think he may be endorsing him as well.

    Steph

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  4. You mean Osama or bin Obama is dead? Yasser Arafat is and there's a rumor that he will endorse Barack

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