Fred and Ethel decided to go to a nice Jewish deli. They went in, sat down and perused the menu. A waitress came over and asked if they were ready to order.
"Yes," said Fred, "we are."
"OK, then, what'll it be?"
Fred says, "Hmmm, I haven't had this in a long time. Let me have the sliced beef tongue and onion sandwich on rye."
"Oh, that's disgusting!" cried Ethel. "How could you eat something that came out of an animal's mouth! I'll have a couple of fried eggs, please..."